De-Sex Your Ex

Verse 1

If your depressed because your So lovesick That you don’t know just what to do Your lovers left for someone new And you just feel so sad and blue You think to bid this world adieu Then pull yourself together It’s not worth it To let your break up get you down Just cause your ex is messin’ round There’s retribution to be found And you’ll get even cause their skeezing gives you Reasonable grounds to just

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De-Sex Your Ex Instead of guessing who they get with next I said De-Sex Your Ex Follow through with a voodoo hex I said De-Sex Your Ex Do it for your self-respect is said De-Sex Your Ex

Verse 2

See you could kill them cause you’re You’re so angry Since having heard they’re getting laid But now that murder’s so clichéd Just to forget they’d ever strayed You’ll need them castrated or spayed Then if you’re sentimental Then make a trophy In celebration of revenge From all the fleshy odds and ends And give your self a chance to mend Before they peak as Super-freak and need to Sleep with all your friends so just

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De-Sex Your Ex Instead of guessing who they get with next I said De-Sex Your Ex Follow through with a voodoo hex I said De-Sex Your Ex Do it for your self-respect is said De-Sex Your Ex

Bridge

Do they call it cruelty when you do it to your pets? ‘No’ You do it cause you love them but they’ve got no common sense Just tell the jury you did it in self defense ‘Yeah’ Tell the story and they’ll see that it all makes sense to just

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De-Sex Your Ex And feed the off-cuts to your pets De-Sex Your Ex Then sell your story to the press De-Sex Your Ex Then go and smoke some crystal meth De-Sex Your Ex Just to get it off your chest

In It For The Money

Verse 1

Lighten up sweetheart Surgery’s over You’ve got a brand new start A new leaf has been turned over You’ve had the best of all the surgeons The workmanship is great Now it’s like your birthday Time to cut the cake Cause come this time tomorrow The world will see the lies And know your kind too well

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Cause when you’re in it for the money And for nothing and no-one else You’ve got to watch your understudy And lie to every lover you kill To take the prize

Verse 2

So tighten up sweetheart Go get made over From now you’ve gotta keep guard And never let the mark leave sober You’ve gotta stretch your field of vision and Keep it open wide Never let the animal know they live the lie Cause come this time tomorrow There’ll be a brighter spark And you’ll be harder to sell

Chorus

Cause when you’re in it for the money And for nothing and no-one else You’ve got to watch your understudy And lie to every lover you kill

Bridge

But still when I look at your face I see money Going to such a waste it’s not funny Cause no matter what you pay to suck the gut it There’s still so many fucked up ways you’re just a glutton

Verse 3

Your time is up sweetheart You’ve had your roll in the clover And though you’ve got your street smarts The fish has spit you out like Jonah But in the middle of the ocean Instead of on the land I guess they must have noticed the Vested slight of hand And now your thoughts will circle and Hunt you like the shark But eat you piece at a time

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Fuck A War

Verse 1

Motherfuck a war… that's how I feel… Sendin the Diggers to the desert to be killed …Cause two suckas can't agree on something A thousand motherfuckers die for nothing …You can't pay me to join an army camp …Or any other motherfuckin' military branch …of the United goddman States of that Bitch America be a soldier, what for? …They puttin' Diggas on the front line but when it Comes to gettin' ahead… they put us right Behind… I ain't gettin' my leg shot off… while Bush can laugh… on t.v. playin' golf …But when you come to my house… with that draft shit …I'm a shoot your funky ass… bitch … A Digga might die for a brawl but ain't Fightin' behind no goddamn oil …Against motherfuckas I don't know… Yo Bush! … I ain't… your damn hoe …The enemy is right here g, them Foreigners never did shit to me All of those wasted lives… …and only One or two… get recognized …But what good is a medal when your dead? Tell Uncle Sam I said …

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I ain't goin' to war for a shit talkin' president [Fuck fuck fuck a war]

Verse 2

In Vietnam… a lot of Diggas died young … P.O.W.'s got hung …What the fuck do I know about a grenade …All I know is the cops and my 12 gauge …And what if that pin gets stuck? Several more… casualties show up… this Shit reminds me of a drive-by … more Motherfuckers die by accident than on Purpose why? … Cause they don't know what they doin' they See the coast… is clear… and they start Persuin' and that's when that booby trap springs BOOM! Blow a motherfucker to smithereens …Then send a sucker to your folks, lookin' stupid …Tellin' them you died in the line of Duty… Or your arse is missing in action bro … Tryin' to be… a damn hero …They bring your folks that duffle bag… the only Shit they wanna see is that doggy tag… Hopin' that the worryin' will cease … and your Arse will still be in one damn piece …But my mom ain't gotta worry about… that there …Cause I ain't dyin' in the middle of nowhere Another statistic, a body in a drawer Man! … mother fuck a war…

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Verse 3

To eat Shit out a can… like a worm… and Everyday wear the same fuckin' uniform … with Sores breakin' out on my funky ass… feet, skin Crawlin' cause I ain't had a bath in Weeks… not knowin' if I'm comin' home… or not … And if I do, I'll probably be shell shocked …And couldn't get a job just a free Burial you know how Uncle Sam treat's veterans …Absolutely no respect…get a Plate in your head… lose a leg and you might get a Check or a goddamn star, … you can Have that shit mother fuck a war…

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(Somebody Say) Evil

Verse 1

When I was a kid I used to hang out in the valley of
Fortitude and routinely slaughter
Dudes on the mic (mic) some were tryina bite (bite)
But none of them were bringing the right vibe to fight night

So as a zeitgeist sucker mc’s
Who got beat were like ‘fuck you eddie’ til
‘Fuck you eddie’ became a kinda catch cry
For wak rappers on my japs eye and that’s

Why for years now I been stuck with the name they call me
‘Evil’ and I’m coming just to fuck with your
Brain ‘say my name say my name’ for sick raps and
I’ll come runnin’ to bitch slap so if that

Shit ya call music could do with some balls you
Motherfuckers know who to call

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Somebody say Evil

Verse 2

I’m guessing I was born with a bad mans brains and with
Fads and fame there aint a damn thing changed
Still a fuckin’ mad man killing on stage and I
Will until I’m hittin’ old age ‘Bold Claim’

For shit sure but you know I’m gonna back it up
Stackin’ up MC’s for being wack as fuck
I’ll fill the back of my truck up with your slaughtered corpses
And leave em on your mother’s porches

Respectively for testin’ me I said I got the
‘Poison I got the remedy’ step to
Me and then I’ll start visiting your kinfolk
Cause I got a thing for mature aged women so

Unless you wanna see me nobbing ya mum you better
Scream at the top of your lungs

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Bridge
Some people call me evil
Some people call me strange
I dunno why they’re pickin on me for
But what the hell I’m gonna roll with the name

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Queensland

Verse 1

Now let me
Welcome everyone to the bleach sands of Queensland
Stinking hot days cold beers and cheap… land
… Bikini clad backpackers and weed… plants
California beach tans but instead of street gangs

…And gold bling or getting capped on your steps…here
You can pat a stingray and maybe get a stab in the
Chest… from what inhabits the depths… of the reef…cause every
Creature in our habitat has venom or teeth… in

Brief… we got flys the size… of zippo lighters
…Mosquitos biting us rife… with hepatitis no
Lie… we got the highest count of venomous snakes… and
Poisonous arachnoids than any other place

We got
Weather extremes in every sense it can mean…
Famines and bushfires death and disease… we got
Cows… we got mud… we got droughts… we got flood… we got
Cyclones ripping up our houses and pubs… still there’s

Ounces of bud… that local outlaws… give
Huge amounts of love growin’ outdoors …so this is
Going out yall on my new LP to every
Corner of the sauna called the QLD…

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Cause in the sunshine state where fun times await
And the cops don’t get no dumber
Even ya big city streets that are bringing the heat have got
Nothing on a queensland summer

This is Queensland Australia
Let me her it if your out there ‘Ho’
From the north to the south say ‘Ho’

Bridge

Show your back to us
Shake that glutious maximus hey

Verse 2

So
Now we’re the state ya schoolies come for holidays
….To get debauched like George Bush’s college
Days… we got the girls and the sun and surf and there’s no
Other place on earth I’d rather call my home turf

Since birth I been in Brissy world’s most liveable
City… we’re calling pots what Sydney calls a midi it’s
Hardly any drama though we only order schooners
…And grow bananas like Chernobyl’s growing tumours

Ya heard so many rumours growing up about the drop bears
… Like the Scott’s do the monster in the loch ness
…That when a croc tears people to shreds… ya don’t
Flinch even if it’s eatin’ each of ya legs…

The police are in bed… with all the criminal types…and
Let em do whatever with minimal hype…
Politicians to crime… are like penises to foetuses when
People vote your leaders in like Joh Bjelke Peterson

But even with no reasoning … I’d give it up to the
Place… I live it up and state… I give a fuck
So mate… from Wynnum up to Cape… York Peninsula
I’m biggin up the whole friggin state when I rip it up

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